I dont need to sell my soul, he's already in me.

So god is obviously trying to smite me after getting this:

because today i mysteriously lost my cellphone. I never lose things-let alone giant heavy things i used a million times a day (like my cellphone?) Tomorrow i'm going to steal my moms phone for the mean time until I'm able to get this situation sorted out. If you feel as though you'll need to get ahold of me, give me your number (because i've lost them all now) and i can text you with my temporary one.