I DON'T REALLY WEAR THAT SAME B&W STRIPED SHIRT ALL THE TIME DESPITE PHOTO BLOGGING EVIDENCE. SOMETIMES I WEAR METALLICA SHIRTS.

Got the bourgeois blues, gunna spread the news around.

NOTHING I CAN THINK TO WRITE SEEMS WORTH IT, SO I GUESS I WON'T BOTHER. I WILL SAY HOWEVER, THAT I'M GETTING QUITE GOOD AT CROSSWORDS. WINTER DOESN'T SEEM TO UPSET ME SO MUCH AS THROWS ME INTO A PIT OF DESPAIR WHICH SEEMINGLY I WILL NEVER CRAWL MY WAY OUT OF SO I HAVE STOPPED TRYING. THAT PROBABLY SOUNDS A LOT WORSE THAN I HOW I MEAN IT.

PS. LISTEN TO DEVILSNIGHTRADIO.COM
PPS. I HAVE A COLD AND HAVE SUSPICIONS OF SAID COLD ACTUALLY BEING A KIDNEY INFECTION. YEAH.

DEAR PEREZ HILTON,

PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ABOUT MORRISSEY. EVER. ESPECIALLY IF YOU CANNOT MANAGE TO SPELL HIS NAME CORRECTLY. YOU'RE NOT REALLY IN A POSITION TO COMMENT ON SOME ONES APPEARANCE WHEN YOU NEED A THINNED DOWN LIVE-TRACE VERSION OF YOURSELF ON YOUR WEBSITE. YOU'D LOOK BETER ON FIRE. BESIDES, ARN'T THERE PICTURES OF MILEY CIRCUS YOU NEED TO MS PAINT CUM SHOTS ON TO? 

PS. WHO EVER GAVE YOU THE RESOURCES TO WRITE/PUBLISH BOOKS?! I HATE AMERICA.

PSS. I CAN'T WAIT FOR ACID WASH DENIM VEST WEATHER.

I HATE SORELS.

Fate always loses hope.

I don't care that i'm adding to the list of people who blogged about this song after hearing it on GossipGirl. Best.

BTW

I HAZ INTERNETZ!

What a great way to start off the new year:

And if for a brief moment when i woke up this morning and thought "Maybe this year will be different..." reality hits me in the form of an NFL commercial bastardizing one of my favourite songs. Thanks, world.